All 26 movie Reviews

Tarboy Tarboy

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Incredible animation

I'm just in awe of how fluid and complex this animation really is. Just a great example of supreme work in flash. Job well done!

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Playground-Pimp Playground-Pimp

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Nice drawings but

I liked your style of drawing. I thought all of the characters (particuarly) their clothes were very well done. However, this really didn't make a lot of sense. All I got from it was that there's some 4th-grader "pimp" (who sounds like a little bitch with his rocks cut off) that goes around shooting his "ho's" in the legs for no reason while at the same time shooting guys that don't want to sleep with his ho's for no reason.
What does this mean? Well I guess it means that you can draw whatever you want for as long as you can and without a story that makes sense and is funny (or dramatic, basically well done) it will be shit- like this.

Dust - Episode 1 Dust - Episode 1

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Best thing from Sweden since The Hives

I really enjoyed this movie. The best things of course were the graphics combined with fluid animation. I could say a lot of great things about this but since most have been said already I'll just name a few ways to improve. Both have nothing to do with your drawing- your talent is insane. One would be sound- you need a new set of .wav files and voice actors, and the second would be timing. The opening scene was unbearably slow. However, this was a real joy to watch. I've said in the past that I wish there was a "Directing" category in the reviewing system because a movie like this would get a 10. Your ability to cut back and forth from angle to angle and person to person while still making it all hold together is great! Good Job

Paper Wars Paper Wars

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


This movie was just so enjoyable. There is no better word to describe it. Ed must watch A LOT of cartoons. I know I have. While watching this I just leaned back and let the fluid animation take me away. You have such a wonderful talent. If I'm ever watching a Disney movie (wait that'll never happen) but maybe someday in the future I'll be watching cartoons on television and I'll see Ed Skudder skim by on the screen. If you can draw like this for computer animations who knows what the future will bring for you. The only thing I regret is having to give you a 3 for sound. I really really wish I didn't have to. The ONLY suggestion I would make is the sound of a paper scribbling on a pen whenever the hand was drawing new things. With some more sounds this cartoon could be immortalized and sent to far away moons as a representitive of the genius of the inhabitants of Earth (minus the clocks).
There really is no way anyone could watch this and not at least chuckle and just be greatly entertained. Simply enjoyable. Marvelous job. This has got to be one of my favorites more because it fits my personality of crazniess.
By the way 16 year olds can watch cartoons too, ya know.

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Jack - The chalkboard Jack - The chalkboard

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Very nice entry

I'm not religous but I did like this movie more for its animative qualities and what not. The reviewer before me (friesclock) asked, "was there any fucking point?!" ummm can you read? Obviously the point was to send out a religous message. Like I said I'm not religous but I'm sure even a retarded monkey could pick up on this movie's message. Don't worry about Friesclock. He's just mad because most things the clocks do sucks. He's just a widdle widdle cwock man.

I Hate America I Hate America

Rated 0 / 5 stars

You don't make sense

You don't really make any sense. You are using this cartoon to demonstrate what? That you disagree with the tactics used by the U.S. Military in Afghanistan? It is perfectly fine to disagree with something this country is doing. IT IS YOUR RIGHT AS AN AMERICAN CITIZEN TO DISAGREE WITH AMERICA! But you are doing this just to piss people off. You don't truly understand the situation of what is going on over there. The troops over-seas have to follow the rules of engagement. "Genocide"? I'm sorry but we are a few million people away from commiting genocide. If you really had a problem with America then you wouldn't write stuff like "FUCK YOU ALL" in your movie. Maybe people would see your point a little better. Don't you think? I don't agree with you. Because the U.S. has only had two infractions since Operation Enduring Freedom began. Also, if you hate America so much then why is Saving Pvt. Ryan your favorite movie? You are an idiot asshole. No wait you're an idiot asshole for liking Limp Bizkit. HAHAHA I'm so glad they broke up!
PS: If you dont like our military action- what the fuck does that have to do with those who jumped in the WTC to avoid being horribly burned alive? You're just doing this for popularity

Kirk's Skate Video Kirk's Skate Video

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Excellent Work

FINALLY! A good example of stick/skateboard animation. There are a few good examples of stick-work out there in the portal and this is one of them. I liked the little options you gave us like the Bails video along with the frame by frame option. (Cute little ingenious Goto Next Frame button action) Good use of your knowledge of flash. Quite a treat to view.

Kong Kong

Rated 5 / 5 stars



Metal Gear Mayhem Metal Gear Mayhem

Rated 3 / 5 stars

I've seen worse

This was an excellent first submission. Some things that would have made this really great would have been some type of story or MGS setting. The fact that you created this in a short amount of time doesn't make my vote change at all. But it excuses the fact that you cut corners in some ways. Such as, voices, story, backgrounds, music, etc. The drawings of the people were good and looked like cartoon versions of the MGS cast but you have to understand there should be more to your work. If you had made a cartoon about Snake going on a mission with Otaku and fighting someone, etc I would have scored you MUCH higher. Why? Well because those types of things are just more fun. However I have seen worse things come from the British: the food, Marry Poppins, Lady Di, etc. I assume that your british because I don't know any Americans who go on "holiday". I'll keep my fingers crossed on that one.

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German Post Pornography German Post Pornography

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

sehr gut

Das ist ein film ich liebe. However, you should have chosen a better title and a better description for this movie. If you had also drawn the guy a little better I would have said:
"Das ist mein lieblings film im Newgrounds!" I like it very much though. Good Job. Auf Weidersehen!